Bottomless Beach Beauty

There are many songs about fashion, such as These Boots Are Made For Walkin’, Short Skirt/ Long Jacket, and Lady In Red. There are many songs about female anatomy, such as Elvira, Legs, and Fat-Bottomed Girls. There are songs about the summer, such as In The Summertime and so many more. Then there are songs that cover all three subjects, such as Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini, written at a time when swimsuits were shrinking and losing sections some felt were important. In the same spirit, I have written a song for the (hopefully near) future. I wrote it in 2024. I imagine it to the tune of Beach Baby by The First Class.

I drove my car to the bay, oh, oh, oh,
It seemed like everyone was in my way, oh, oh, oh,
I needed to clear my head. I thought some sun would do me good.
 
A thousand bodies on the beach, oh, oh, oh,
Bikini beauties within my reach, oh, oh, oh,
That’s when to my surprise, I saw what I had never seen before.
 
Bottomless beach beauty, getting a tan, a vision I’ll always remember,
Endless legs in the light of day…
Basking beach beauty, I’ve got a plan, I’ll be your friend and lover,
Listen closely to what I say…
Bare buns beauty, give me your hand, and we’ll be together forever,
Tell me that you’ll stay…
 
Hmm, Let’s go play some games…
Hmm, Let’s go play some games…
 
Bottomless beach baby, drinking a can, the perfect image of summer,
Standing with body ready to play…
Brazen beach baby, I’ll be your man, you won’t need any other,
I’ll love you each and every day…
Belly button baby, I’m taking a stand, we’ll be father and mother,
Into your heart I’ll find a way…
 
Hmm, Tell me your name…
Hmm, Tell me your name…
 
Bottomless beach Betty, hearing the band, a tune we’ll always remember,
Please let this happy time go on I pray…
Bouncing body Betty, doing a dance, hips keeping time with the drummer,
Your body gracefully sways…
Bonny bushy Betty, stay till the end, and we’ll be together forever,
Stay with me past the end of the day…
 

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