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The Engineer's Flower

3/16/2018

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This is a poem I wrote in 2017. I imagine all of my poetry set to music but I am rarely able to come up with my own tunes. This poem I imagine set to the tune of Candle In The Wind by Elton John.

John was fresh out of school
He worked on the railroad too
When he met a girl
And Daisy was her name
He said, come along with me
We’ll live the American dream
If we stick together
Nothing will hold us down
 
There was a rocky start
John was sent off to war
But the allies won
And he made it back okay
He studied to become an engineer
Learned every bolt, valve, and gear
To make enough income
To buy the perfect home
 
He said, together we’ll beat the odds
Just you wait and see
Happily ever after
Just you and me
And we won’t let this world
Get the best of us ever again
We’re gonna make it
We’re always gonna win
 
Daisy and John started a family
Soon their children numbered three
They kept them well-disciplined
And in perfect health
They were living the dream
They made the perfect team
Their commitment let
Them ride out any storm
 
Had no need of charity
Were models of self-sufficiency
John said, all it takes
Is hard work and careful thought
They always carried an extra one or two
In case the first one blew
There was no problem
They weren’t ready for
 
He said, Together we’ll beat the odds
Just you wait and see
Happily ever after
Just you and me
And we won’t let this world
Get the best of us ever again
We’re gonna make it
We’re always gonna win
 
By fine-tuning every task
They made every tool last
John said, there’s no need
To buy it just ‘cause it’s new
Maintenance is key
To longevity
Whether our bodies,
The car, or the home
 
They took all their vitamins
Stayed far away from sin
Sickness was banned
From their utopia
They planned for every contingency
Had systems to correct for failing memory,
Failing vision,
Or limited mobility
 
He said, together we’ll beat the odds
Just you wait and see
Happily ever after
Just you and me
And we won’t let this world
Get the best of us ever again
We’re gonna make it
We’re always gonna win
 
They always knew they’d last
Now seven decades passed
While those in town
All ended up divorced
Daisy asked, if we made it this long
Why can’t we go on?
An eighty-year anniversary
Sounds pretty good to me
 
Though some things had also gone wrong
John asked, where have all the railways gone?
And the peace I fought for
Sure didn’t last very long
They discontinued our favorite brands
So we had to change the plans
They just don’t make things
The way they used to do
 
Still, together we’ll beat the odds
Just you wait and see
Happily forever after
Just you and me
And we won’t let this world
Get the best of us ever again
We’re gonna make it
We’re always gonna win
 
What! We had systems to back up loss of vision, mobility, and memory
But now I’m losing all three
I’m lucky to have
You around, Daisy
She said, I just can’t do it John
I feel that something's wrong
And where are we right now?
And shouldn’t the kids be home from school?
 
What are we supposed to do?
Just me and you?
He answered, we’ll get through it together
Just like we always do
And then came that dawn
When Daisy was gone
Now there’s nothing to do
And no one to do it for
 
What happened to our happily ever after?
What happened to our dream?
Our perfect home
Has come apart at the seams
How could I forget
That everything must end?
Perpetual motion is impossible;
Entropy always wins
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Nature Sucks!

3/9/2018

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This is a poem I wrote in 2017. I imagine all of my poetry set to music but I am rarely able to come up with my own tunes. This poem I imagine set to the tune of Thunderstruck by AC/DC. The ending is patterned after the ending of Dirty Deeds by the same group.


It was hot - steam risin' up from the ground
And you look, but there's no one around
And the sun, it floats high in the sky
As the flies, leeches, and ticks suck you dry
You hack through thorns, stumble over vines, blinded by sweat
But you know you haven't seen civilization yet
Your throat's so dry now, you'd kill for a drop of dew
You find a dirty stream to drink from - and a croc takes a hold of you
 
You've been...nature dunked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature sunk!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature dumped!
Nature sucks
 
You're out walking, and you hear a strange sound
Then the ground opens up, and you're falling down
Surrounded by darkness, leg hurts too much to stand
No way out, nothing to plan
Can't climb with your leg, can't dig through stones
Call out for rescue but you are all alone
Hungry and thirsty, the days drag on
You know, that soon you'll be gone
 
You've been...nature stumped!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature flunked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature punked!
Nature sucks
 
Up in the mountains - high, high in the air
Your feet are frozen - yeah, your feet are bare
Can't start a fire - there's no wood or fuel
Icicles in your beard now - that's from your drool
Lookin' for shelter just over the next ridge
And you're seein' spots now, the air's so thin
Then you see smoke in the distance, and you jump for joy
Too loud! The avalanche whisks you away like a toy
 
You've been...nature struck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature bucked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature bumped!
Nature sucks
 
Smallpox
Lightning strikes
Volcanic eruption!
 
Vacuum exposure
Supernovas
Gravitational spaghettification!
 
You've been...nature trumped!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature fucked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature drunk!
Oooh, yeah, you're out of luck!
Oooh, yeah, a sitting duck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature sucks!
Oooh, oooh, yeah, nature struck!
Oooh, oooh, yeah, nature bucked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nature dumped!
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Together

3/2/2018

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This is a poem I wrote in 2017. I imagine all of my poetry set to music but I am rarely able to come up with my own tunes. This poem I imagine set to the tune of Skyfall by Adele.

You never stick around

You went and crushed my heart on the ground
Ran off and left me down
So down
You want to get away
Always running every night and day
Pushing all those you know away
You never stay
 
This May
We're going away
To join our fates
And play together
This May
On the roadway
It will be okay
If we stay together
 
Don't you agree
Both of us yearning to be free
We'll keep each other company
You and me
Now I've planned everything
I'm coming for you in the spring
Together we'll spread our wings
And sing
 
This May
We're going away
To join our fates
And play together
This May
On the roadway
It will be okay
If we stay together
 
The dream is ours
Sleeping out under the stars
Exploring both near and far
In my car
On the road
Searching for that pot of gold
Seeing things both new and old
We roll
 
This May
We're going away
To join our fates
And play together
This May
On the roadway
It will be okay
If we stay together
We will hold on
Right the wrongs
Sing this song
And be stronger together
We will stand long
Come dusk and dawn
So come on
Because we belong together
This May
We're going away
To join our fates
And play together
This May
On the roadway
It will be okay
If we stay together
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