Questions Without Answers

Is it PC to say that computers byte?

If someone eats his words, do they become an inside joke?

Does anyone ever win the human race?

If laughter is good medicine, does bad medicine bring sighed effects?

If someone is tongue-tied, does that mean they can knot spell?

Why aren't brand-new cars called wreckless?

What happens if you break wind while shooting the breeze?

If one who creates art is an artist, is one who competes in races a racist?

Why aren't tube socks considered unseemly?

Are pilots plane-spoken?

Does a priest have an altar-ego?

Can a bearded man tell a bald-faced lie?

Why is it that "out of it" and "out to lunch" have much the same meaning, yet the combination of the two, "out of lunch" means something else entirely?

Is a monogram just twenty percent of a pentagram?

Which is worse? To eat something off the floor, or to eat something on the floor?

Which is worse? To have the crap beaten out of you, or to have the crap beaten into you?